• Bear Grylls Facts......,

• Bear Grylls once drawn a fish.
• In the dictionary, under the word “survival”, there is a picture with Bear Grylls.
• Bear Grylls can make sushi with insects.
• A lot of kids have pyjamas with the image of Les Stroud. Les Stroud has pyjamas with Bear Grylls.
• On the last page of Guinness Book of Records its stated that all records in the world are held by Bear Grylls, and the people in the book are the ones that got the closest to his results.
• Water boils faster when Bear Grylls watches it.
• Bear Grylls can start a fire with his breath, but uses a fire starter in order to teach you.
• Bear Grylls doesn’t hunt. Animals die of fear when they see him.
• Best armies in the world have combat t-shirts where it’s printed “What Bear Grylls would do?”
• Bear Grylls doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
• Bear Grylls sleeps with a night light. Not because Bear Grylls is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Bear Grylls.
• Bear Grylls doesn’t play God. Playing is for kids.
• Yahoo’s CEO e-mail address is yahoo@beargrylls.com.
• Bear Grylls carries a knife because he doesn’t want for people watching his show to feel bad; he has hands, he doesn’t need it.
• Bear Grylls can eat 20.000 bugs in one hour.
• Bear Grylls doesn’t really need a filming crew, but is using them because the need money.
• Bear Grylls sharpens the knife with his nails.
• Bear Grylls is human AND dancer.
• There is no such thing as lesbians, just women who haven’t met Bear Grylls.
• Bear Grylls was once bitten by a poisonous snake: the snake died in terrible pain 15 minutes later.
• Bugs were invented so Bear Grylls can have desert.
• Bear Grylls’ computer doesn’t have bugs: he ate them all.
• Bear Grylls registered some episodes with survival techniques from the future, but the world is not yet prepared for this.
• Ray Mears has a tattoo with Bear Grylls. On his chest.
• People get orgasms each time Bear Grylls eats a bug.
• Bear Grylls is to survival what Leonardo da Vinci is for painting.
• Police only stops Bear Grylls to ask for autographs.
• Bear Grylls doesn’t have a mobile phone, because he knows everything.
• The Titanic wouldn’t have sunk if Bear Grylls would have been on board.
• When Bear Grylls sleeps the bugs have the courage to come out.
• Bear Grylls is not somewhere, he is everywhere.
• Bear Grylls understands Lost. And finds it pretty simple.
• Bear Grylls tied a knot without using a string.